Oh yeah, we like it when gifting gets weird. These slightly creepy, yet hilarious super close up, personalised face cushions are this year's winning gift (other than every other gift on this website obviously).


Perfect for:

  • An annoying brother who deserves a pillow with your glorious mug on it
  • When putting your boss's beloved Mexican Hairless Dog, Herbert onto a cushion will win you endless brownie points
  • If you get lonely easily and need a cushion with Granny's face
  • Your cat's birthday (on a side note: We suggest you also buy our book ‘How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, just in case, it’s a 10/10 read)


Whatever the situation, these face pillows look spuddy great. We'll design it for you, all you have to do is send in image!


You can use any photo you like, it could be a celebrity crush like Donald Trump, your other half, a pet, or yourself – because you're one sexy human who deserves to be immortalised on a cushion.


  • Delivered stuffed and ready for cuddles
  • Measures 30x25cm
  • Now printed on both sides (no extra cost)!
  • Free standard delivery


  • All cushions are printed, cut, sewn and finished in the UK. Please allow 4-6 working days for your item to be finalised before dispatch. 

    • Vibrant, sharp, top quality print (PLEASE USE CLEAR, BRIGHT AND HIGH-RESOLUTION IMAGES for best results)
    • You can use any image you like, although the best photos are ones where the human/animal is facing forward and reasonably close to the camera
    • We use a top quality ink which can darken colours, so please don't use dark or blurry images - as your pillow will look dark and blurry!
    • Soft, cuddly faux suede fabric with poly pad filling (all fillings have been tested & comply with the furniture & furnishings fire safety regulations 1988)
    • Machine Washable at 30 degrees
  • Once your handsome order has been placed and processed the team will email you requesting your image/s! This email is normally received within 24 hours.

    Otherwise please feel free to send your photo to 'sales@textapotato.com' with your order number at any time!