Remember those cards that once opened would sing a sweet song and stop once closed? Well, this card is just like that. Except worse. Far worse. This is a card of nightmares.


Once opened, this card never stops singing a very loud, annoying and to be frank, horrendous Xmas tune until the battery eventually dies, hours later.


Open and close the card as many times as you like, it won't stop. Throw it in the bin, it won't stop. Hide it in a cupboard, it won't stop. Press the button 1000 times, it still won't stop. The song will merrily continue singing a horrible tune for over 200 non-stop loops.


To make your gift even more evil - add an exploding butterfly inside or an always win scratch card (spud-cial discount if you add both)! Mwahaha.


  • SAFE:
    This means you can test and stop the song, safely write inside without setting it off, and easily activate the card when you're ready to give it to the unlucky recipient.

    If adding an exploding butterfly, we'll also ensure the monstrous creature doesn't jump out at you, instead you can easily set it up when ready.

    If posting an active card yourself, ensure you protect the spud-tacular card or it may be triggered during transit and arrive flat! We strongly suggest using a box or thick bubble wrap.

    Best selected if sending straight to your best-spud. This means that the card will be sent ready to launch! As soon as the play button is pushed, the endless singing loop will commence.

    If you add a card message, this will be handwritten by our team​​​​​​, and we'll ensure the card is sent in protective packaging.

    If adding an exploding butterfly, we'll also ensure the fluttery critter shoots out from the card upon opening!

  • *Use code XMASCARD at check out, and have three evil cards for the price of two! Yippeeee*