Remember those cards that when opened would sing a sweet song, and stop when you closed the card? Well, this card is just like that. Except worse. Far worse. This is a card of nightmares.


Once opened, this card never stops singing a very loud, annoying and to be frank, horrendous Xmas tune until the battery eventually dies. 


Open and close the card as many times as you like, it won't stop. Throw it in the bin, it won't stop. Hide it in a cupboard, it won't stop. Punch it and it still won't shut up! The card has been specifically strengthened to take quite a serious flogging while the song merrily continues for over 200 non-stop loops (minimum play time 20mins straight).


To make your gift even more evil - add an exploding butterfly inside or an always win scratch card (spud-cial discount if you add both)! Mwahaha.


£9.99 Regular Price
£6.99Sale Price
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Add Exploding Butterfly? (£1.99)
Add Always Win Scratch Card (£2.99)
  • Safe Mode: This means you can test and sample the card for yourself, safely write inside without setting it off and, easily activate the card when you're ready to give it to the unlucky recipient. 

    If adding an exploding butterfly, we'll also ensure the monstrous creature doesn't jump out at you, instead you can easily set it up when ready. 

    Active Mode: Best selected if sending directly to your best-spud.
    This means that the card will be sent ready to launch! As soon as the play button is pushed, the endless singing loop will commence. If you add a card message, this will be handwritten by our team.

    If adding an exploding butterfly, we'll also ensure the fluttery critter shoots out from the card upon opening!

  • *Use code XMASCARD at check out, and have three evil cards for the price of two! Yippeeee*