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    PRANK MOANING CARD

    In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with this unbelievably embarrassing card that accurately reflects the awkwardness of the gifting season.

     

    We promise this card is NSFW which makes it so much better than the £10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.

     

    How does it work?

    Once active and the button is pressed, this card plays a non-stop loop of a very excited lady reaching her pleasure ceiling.

     

    Open and close the card as much as you like, she won’t stop.

    Press the button a million times, she won’t stop.

    Look for a mute button, there isn’t one.

    Hide it in a drawer. You’ll hear her until the card's battery dies, hours later.

     

    Oh boy, is this a gift like no other! 

    And you absolutely know someone who deserves this card.

    PRANK MOANING CARD

    £8.99Price
    ACTIVE or SAFE?
    Add an exploding butterfly inside? £1.99
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    • SAFE:
      This means you can hear but stop the moaning, safely write inside without setting it off, and easily activate the card when you're ready to give it to the unlucky recipient.

      If adding an exploding butterfly, we'll also ensure the monstrous creature doesn't jump out at you, instead you can easily set it up when ready.

      If posting an active card yourself, ensure you protect the spud-tacular card or it may be triggered during transit and arrive flat! We strongly suggest using a box or thick bubble wrap.

      ACTIVE:
      Best selected if sending straight to your best-spud. This means that the card will be sent ready to launch! As soon as the play button is pushed, the moaning will commence.

      If you add a card message, this will be handwritten by our team​​​​​​, and we'll ensure the card is sent in appropriate protective packaging.

      If adding an exploding butterfly, we'll also ensure the fluttery critter shoots out from the card upon opening!

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