You and your loved ones have been pooing for what feels like forever. Probably producing a variety of stools and becoming regular users of toilets.
Cheap toilet paper makes your butthole cringe, even more so when the loo roll is the wrong way around. So it's time to add another doodle to your toilet time, therefore alleviating you (or your best-spud) from toilet atrocities.
Fill a fish tank, illustrate the alphabet, envision outer space – whatever takes your creative fancy. Sit back, relax and prepare to bask at your doodle...
- 112 pages of entertaining drawings
- By Hugh Jassburn
Doodle while you dump
Finalise your spud-tacular gift by adding a set of 12 coloured pencils, each etched with an outrageous swear word